Taking a Byte Out of Reality

Who Is The Badass Woman Running This?

I’m a woman on a quest, who has partially given up. It’s freakin’ TOUGH out there when you’re 25+ and single, trying to maneuver through the jungle of “crazy” that is our society. I’ve had some interesting treks through that jungle, so I share my experiences with you…as the “Most Non-Qualified Relationship Expert in South Florida,” to hopefully make you laugh until you pee a little bit.

The stories I share are REAL events, either from online-dating or being set up. Some events may be from speed-dating, awkward networking events, or even  the few occasions of being hit on at a gas station.

What’s my goal here? To entertain the fuck out of you with my dating disasters.

NOW, ENJOY IT!